Sara Gilbert:

Sara Gilbert

Information: Name: Sara Gilbert Born: 1975-01-29 Height: 1.6

Filmography: The 4th Annual American Comedy Awards (1990), ER (2004), Laws of Attraction (2004), Celebrity Profile (0), Poison Ivy (1992)

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song. MacAuslanMurphyBz
- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you. LuthaisJamesonlI
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle. BarraBeecherer
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time." AcairNavarretT
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... ! AmottAdamnanfi
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you." BurdettRefrOL
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline. DiarmaidObrienCw
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed ! ChanceAdaelEK
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname AylwardRoystonBI
Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that. CoileanDriskellEG